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| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?
Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 | Mines Excavated: | 1902 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?
– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.
– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!
– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!
2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.
3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3713 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.
So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 3568 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 802 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6703 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?
Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!
So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
