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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6600 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 9774 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity again because on our server, everyone is a virgin forever! That’s right, no awkward conversations or embarrassing moments here.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!