MineVirginityGoneLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity again because on our server, everyone is a virgin forever! That’s right, no awkward conversations or embarrassing moments here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	836532
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	New Chunks Explored:	800110
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	118
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8350	Potions Brewed:	99

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9976	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Crops Grown:	5143	Players Killed by Monsters:	1364
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	222
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	191	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Love Letters Sent:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?