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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3392 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
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