| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5532 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
MineVerse SMP
23.109.136.230
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7326 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1128 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8725 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3103 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3481 | Crops Grown: | 2572 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 932 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3805 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1295 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 6258 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2695 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 779 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 5700 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3742 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 381 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9530 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 181 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3207 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2043 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6257 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
mso.the-perch.net
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5537 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Animals Bred: | 169 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Votes: | 7116 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7783 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6543 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
