| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 699 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
play.minevast.com
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1411 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8332 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7492 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2330 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3445 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7077 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3008 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9905 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7699 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8489 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6855 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9792 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in
blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1963 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7140 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 77 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.
Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7632 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6678 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 92 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7851 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3650 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4040 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 200 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4683 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 940 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
