| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 621 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Mines Excavated: | 4142 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3085 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1887 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1900 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7456 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.
but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8389 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 461 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5726 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6663 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9369 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9608 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 77 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8174 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6990 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2422 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8147 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 854 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3407 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?
