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Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	7097
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6136	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3824	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	682	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Void Gems Collected:	37
Enchantments Applied:	213	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	219
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6319
Enchantments Applied:	206	Mines Excavated:	3500
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	547	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1216	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2