Mineturf Penitentiary – Where PvP and parole are equally terrifying!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Custom, custom fishing, custom skills, Equally, Free Ranks, Grinding, Journey, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Mines, Mineturf, Other, parole, penitentiary, Pickaxe Enchants, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, supply crates, Terrifying, Top Player

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Mineturf Prisons Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features:

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address mineturf.xyz in your Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft version 1.20.6?	Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions 1.20 to 1.20.6.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, PvP arena, and more.
How can I get free ranks?	You can earn free ranks by grinding and participating in server activities.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Animals Bred:	186
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	252
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2290	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	5261	Alien Abductions:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	3877
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	945
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	613470
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3