MineTrade is a unique Minecraft survival server built around a border expansion challenge. Players begin with a single regular chunk as their starting area. By earning in game money, you can expand your chunk border and gradually grow your territory. The goal is to make as much money as possible while managing and enlarging your land. This border based SMP offers a different twist on classic survival gameplay and provides a fun challenge for players who enjoy progression and strategy. Join MineTrade to experience this first of its kind Minecraft Border SMP and test how far you can expand your borders.
MineTrade Border SMP Survival Economy Server
DadSaidNo911ButIDid
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take health concerns to the next level! Join us for a wild ride of medical emergencies and overthinking symptoms!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game dad starts complaining of chest pain. Is it just a nerve issue or a heart malfunction? Only one way to find out – call the Minecraft 911 equivalent and watch the chaos unfold!
We offer free emergency care in our virtual world, so you can rest assured that your loved ones will be taken care of (even if they’re just pixels on a screen). Join now and experience the thrill of saving virtual lives while causing in-game family drama. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you overthink symptoms – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
DateNightMinecraftSMP
OMG, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out. And get this, they were throwing a party for the Ender Dragon’s birthday! It was lit, like literally, there were so many torches everywhere. And then, out of nowhere, a creeper showed up and tried to crash the party but we all teamed up and defeated it with our enchanted swords.But that’s not even the best part! The admin of the server is actually a wizard in disguise and he can grant you three wishes if you find his secret lair hidden in the Nether. I wished for a pet zombie pigman and now he follows me around everywhere, it’s hilarious. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cake.
So, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join, this is the place for you! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. It’s a crazy world out there, but it’s so much fun!
CraftyLoseIt
Are you tired of losing your Minecraft skills because you haven’t been playing enough? Well, fear not, because on our server, if you don’t use your diamond sword for more than 24 hours, it turns into a rubber chicken! That’s right, you’ll be battling creepers with a clucking weapon. Join now and never let your skills go to waste again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will lead you to hidden treasures if you can out-cluck him in a chicken dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the clucking begin!ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
KurskCraft: North Korea Edition
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even North Korea deployed 12,000 troops to Kursk just to play on it! And get this, a third of them are now casualties because they couldn’t handle the epicness of the server.Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of this Minecraft server!