MineTrade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchantments Applied:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	7457
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3216	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Towns Built:	9
Potions Brewed:	183	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	841	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Villages Defended:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Votes:	9544
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	8429	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5733
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Dimension Hops:	1	Potions Brewed:	57
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	152
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2