MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

#impatience, annoyance, Die, exasperation, Frustration, impatience with delays, impatience with excuses, impatience with ignorance, impatience with incompetence, impatience with inefficiency, impatience with laziness, impatience with rudeness, ImpatientCraft, intolerance, intolerance for waiting, irritability, lack of patience, losing patience, patience, running out of patience, short temper, zero tolerance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4845
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4689	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	173	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Crops Grown:	5981	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2053	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9326	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

Players:	102/300	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	1839	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6