MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Israel War Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Void Gems Collected:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	6991
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Body language, Character, communication style, Discernment, first impressions, gut feeling, Instinct, interactions, intuition, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, people, personality traits, red flags, RedFlagDetective, relationships, smp, social cues, subtle red flag, subtle signs, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Emeralds Found:	2579	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SelfLoathingCraft

body image issues, comparison, fear of failure, imposter syndrome, Insecurity, lack of confidence, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, people pleasing, perfectionism, self loathing, self worth, self-blame, self-criticism, self-critique, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-judgment, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!

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Server Name	LegendsCraft
Server Version	1.21.1 Java
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Features	Economy system Player shops Ranks and rewards Crates and vote rewards Grief prevention OP items Server events Spawn market MapArt protection and contests

Overview

LegendsCraft is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience. From an economy system to player shops, ranks, and rewards, there is something for every player to enjoy. Join LegendsCraft now and start your legend!

FAQ

Q: How can I join LegendsCraft?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “legendscraft.apexmc.co” in your Minecraft client.

Q: What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

A: LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 Java.

Q: Are there any server events on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, we regularly host server events for our players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I create my own shop on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops on LegendsCraft using the economy features available.

Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

A: No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect player builds and creations.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on LegendsCraft?

A: You can earn in-game currency through various activities on the server, such as participating in events and selling items in your shop.

Q: Where can I find more information about LegendsCraft?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/mKh9vcpAJe for more information and updates about LegendsCraft.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of insanity.

Ever wanted to explore a Mirror Dungeon that will make you question reality itself? Well, now’s your chance! Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers like yourself to conquer its mind-bending challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster ride like no other. Trust us, you’ve never seen minecart madness like this before.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, join us for the upcoming extractions where you’ll face off against the most formidable foes, including the notorious [Ryoshu]. Think you have what it takes to come out on top? Prove it on our server!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With ties to Project Moon’s Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, expect twists, turns, and spoilers galore. So strap in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. Don’t miss out on the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

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Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8969
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	86
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MemecraftMemories

“Youth, Carefree, Cherished moments, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, Fun, games, growing up, happy times, Innocence, Laughter, long-lasting memories, MemecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, School days, Toys

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that it attracted a real-life dragon? Well, get ready for even crazier adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us and you might stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds guarded by a mischievous group of creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a wild new adventure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and make some memories that will make your childhood sandcastle look like child’s play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! You gotta join this server, cuz we be blowin’ up like the IRGC blowin’ up Israel! Celebrations be poppin’ off like fireworks in Iran, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun!

We got crazy missile attacks happenin’ left and right, just like in the game! You’ll feel like a real warrior fightin’ for your blocky life against the evil forces of Israel.

Join us now and experience the thrill of battle, the excitement of victory, and the joy of blowin’ stuff up! Don’t be a square, come join the party on our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	78
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4