Minetales | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins

awkward encounters, cheesy pickup lines, Communication, cringeworthy pickup lines, DATING, dating advice, dating tips, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, funny stories, humor, line, love life, pickup, pickup lines, relationships, SmoothCraft, smp, Social Skills, successful flirting, successful pickup lines, Wins, WORST, worst pickup lines

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	1684
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6716
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

OMG, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you have to join because the admins are like, super cool and they give out free diamonds every day! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with your bare hands! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server and gives out enchanted golden apples to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So like, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve used that actually worked? Mine was “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world!” and it totally got me a date with a creeper. Join the server now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP #HerobrineDanceOff #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤪🎮🔥💎

PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

cringe-worthy outfits, cringeworthy fashion trends, embarrassing fashion, Fails, fashion, fashion atrocities, fashion blunders, fashion crimes, fashion disasters, fashion don’ts, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion horrors, fashion mishaps, fashion nightmares, fashion tragedies, Funnies, PixelThreads, regrettable fashion choices, style mistakes, tacky fashion, worst fashion trend

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Animals Bred:	197
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous and hilarious fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond armor with a tutu to a pumpkin helmet paired with a cape made of feathers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and strut your stuff in the craziest outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might even start a new trend that takes the Minecraft world by storm! So come on, join us and show off your unique sense of style in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!

Allowed, criticism, KimJongCraft, North Korea, rogue state, Rogues, rubio, Trump government

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than north korea and rubio combined! our server is so rogue, it makes kim jong-un look like a fluffy bunny. come build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist. we have more explosions than a trump tweet storm and more chaos than a white house press conference. join now and experience the thrill of being a true rogue state in the world of minecraft!

BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

air pollution, BlockyLungCancerRise, cancer deaths, carcinogens, causal factors, cigarettes, diagnoses, environmental factors, health risks, healthcare disparities, lung cancer, lung health, never-smokers, NeverSmokers, non-smokers, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory diseases, STUDIES, tobacco, worldwide

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	8813	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

Infinity Realms

Creative, Economy, Factions, Infinity, Minigames, Network, PvP, Realms

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Overview

Server Name	Infinity Realms
Server IP	play.infinity-realms.com
Realms	Prison, Slime4Fun Survival, Skyblock
Discord	Available on the server

FAQ

Q: What type of server is Infinity Realms?

A: Infinity Realms is a community that primarily hosts Vanilla with several realms including Prison, Slime4Fun Survival, Skyblock and soon modpacks.

Q: How can I receive a free crate key?

A: If you join from here, let us know and you’ll receive a free crate key of the highest tier in any server of your choice.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is active and available on the server.

Gura Collab Justice 1.20.6

1.20.6, advent, Anime, collab, collaboration, Community, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, gura, hololive, IDOLS, Justice, ONLINE, streaming, virtual, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, even Gura from Hololive collabed with 2 Justice members before anyone from Advent did! Like, what even is reality anymore, man? Join this server and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the craziest collabs in Minecraft history, yo!

SisPaybackPls?

anger, annoyance, Borrowing, Casino, Communication, Confrontation, Dispute, family, Frustration, gambling, Kids, loan, misunderstanding, MONEY, Promise, Repayment, repayment deadline, SisPaybackPls, sister, SUBS, Unpaid

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1542
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a player who lent money to their family members and ended up in a hilarious showdown. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos?

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who asks for diamonds and repays you in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, on our server, anything can happen, and every block holds a new adventure. See you in the game!

SubRedditKing Minecraft SMP

community engagement, discussion forums, favorite subreddit, internet culture, Minecraft, most used subreddit, online communities, online discussions., popular subreddits, reddit, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit activity, subreddit engagement, subreddit interactions, subreddit participation, subreddit preferences, subreddit recommendations, subreddit suggestions, subreddit usage, SubRedditKing, User-generated content

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	431	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	5303	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s literally the most epic thing ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant statue of a potato and everyone had to bow down to it because it was the ruler of the server. And then another time, someone accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs and chaos ensued, it was hilarious! Plus, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and gives everyone unlimited diamonds just for being awesome. So come join us and be part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I promise!

Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

alive, blocktopia, fighting spirit, finding joy, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, life’s worth, love for life, mental health, Mental Wellness, motivation, never giving up, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, purpose, reason to stay alive, resilience, self-care, stayin, staying strong, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Do you crave adventure, danger, and the chance to build your own empire? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers (literally, we have a priest who blesses all our players for good luck).

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests, battle dragons with only a stick and some string, and maybe even find true love in the form of a pixelated pig. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties in the caves (watch out for their sick dance moves).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but just remember, llamas spit and they don’t forgive easily.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find your reason to stay alive in a world full of blocky wonders and endless possibilities.

TwisterMC

active community, Alliance, Battles, Challenges, Cities, Diplomacy, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Events, multiplayer, Nations, negotiations, Resources, smp, Survival, Towny, Trade, TwisterMC, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to TwisterMC A unique survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that brings players from around the world together in a vast, Earth-themed map! Form alliances, and engage in epic battles for territory and resources.

twistermc.eu:52009

The Studio

Adventure, age requirement, BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, Creative, Difficulty, Discord, early days, Enthusiast, Environment, Future, gameplay, grow, Optimized, Platform, Redstone, rules, smp, streaming, Studio

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5952
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to The Studio Minecraft Server!

Launched by Nacmac earlier this year alongside their streaming journey, our server is built around community, creativity, and collaboration. Join us as we grow together!

About the Server:

Platform	Bedrock Edition
Difficulty	Hard Mode
Age Requirement	16+
Allowlisted	To ensure a safe, friendly, and troll-free environment.
Optimized	We’re serious about minimizing lag and have rules in place to keep gameplay smooth for everyone.

We’re more than just a server – we’re building a community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. The Studio is still in its early days, so this is the perfect time to jump in and help shape the future of our world.

Join Us: Head over to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ

We can’t wait to grow and create with you!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m under 16?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 16+ for the safety and enjoyment of all players.
How do I get on the allowlist?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided to be added to the allowlist.
What type of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Our server caters to a variety of playstyles, whether you prefer building, adventuring, or redstone engineering.
How can I contribute to the community?	Join in on group projects, events, and discussions to help shape the future of The Studio.

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	9569
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	493
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	4394	Star Shards Collected:	144
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2