TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1528
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	5724
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	9752
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	217
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

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New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	3003	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

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TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8116	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	2239
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Towns Built:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

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