MineSwift

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Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2429
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	84
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pristine Network

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Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Crops Grown:	3005
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4933
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	8930
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchantments Applied:	65	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5207	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.