MineSurvival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	2043	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Love Letters Sent:	4

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Crops Grown:	6984	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	94	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Votes:	6195	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4029
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5113
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1468
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	6788	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Items Found:	6507
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	1708
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2