| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9842 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5763 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7533 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 121 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 230 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6020 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4466 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8803 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1440 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8864 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9360 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5707 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8244 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7573 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Votes: | 8149 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2941 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 332 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7337 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5287 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2590 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Potions Brewed: | 171 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9576 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 7921 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 269 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6249 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
