| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7088 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | New Chunks Explored: | 922645 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
survival.mineso.me
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1055 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6431 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3958 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7102 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6267 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3985 | Emeralds Found: | 7816 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9438 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2707 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7686 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4705 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8049 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 3899 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5491 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 365319 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 418 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1602 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5529 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3710 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Potions Brewed: | 116 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
