/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8837
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8973	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	566	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Star Shards Collected:	110	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Buildings Constructed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	3584
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	9005
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	59