/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream base while dodging exploding creepers and battling zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Yes, you heard that right – zombie pigmen on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle against giant spiders the size of skyscrapers. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions and less plot.

So why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have daily check-in rewards that will make you richer than a diamond mine. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will shower you with Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

But the real reason to join is the community. We’re a bunch of misfits and weirdos who come together to create the most epic builds and pull off the craziest stunts. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those zombie pigmen on chickens – they’re a real handful!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8290	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	9374	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4900
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9732
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5808
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	9477	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Items Found:	1888	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Emeralds Found:	9929	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Farms Harvested:	406	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Villages Defended:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Magic Items Found:	1867	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2521
Potions Brewed:	117	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

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> Join Discord Server Now!

https://discord.gg/roliumgen

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4329

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	253
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.