| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6351 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Ores Mined: | 2404 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 50 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Votes: | 7909 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7108 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?
Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 204 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?
Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3932 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.
Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2064 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3208 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4210 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 137 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).
And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!
So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6520 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2004 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Votes: | 5585 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7133 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4018 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 835702 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8952 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6175 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 83 |
but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!
not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8276 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 265 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!
Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 224 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Votes: | 5876 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.
and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.
plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6842 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.
so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.
