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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Star Shards Collected: 53 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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