Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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