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Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4882	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	422	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Mines Excavated:	1906	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	263	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	8208	Crops Grown:	5631

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	675	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Animals Bred:	167	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	8661	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Items Found:	1882	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	580

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Void Gems Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1169
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ores Mined:	1408	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Animals Bred:	158	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3