so, like, this server is like if facebook was a minecraft server, but like, way more fun and way less creepy, ya know? like, we don’t scrape your photos or posts or anything, we just want you to come play with us and have a good time!

join our server because we have the best AI in all of minecraft, trained on all the public photos and posts of australian adults. it’s like having a virtual stalker, but in a totally cool and non-creepy way, i swear!

and get this, there’s no opt-out option because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! our AI will be your new best friend, always there to help you mine for diamonds or build a sick castle.

so come join us on this totally not-creepy-at-all minecraft server, where the AI is always watching and the fun never stops!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Enchantments Applied: 219
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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