MineRoast Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being insulted by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the insults are so brutal that they’ll make you question your entire existence! Join us if you want to experience the most savage roasts and comebacks in the Minecraft universe.

Our players are so skilled at trash talking that they once made a creeper cry with their insults. And if you think you can handle the heat, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the roast of a lifetime.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are so good at insulting each other that they could probably start their own comedy show? Join us now and prepare to have your feelings hurt in the most hilarious way possible!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	910156	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Votes:	5922	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Dragon Eggs Found:	5774	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6527	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Villages Defended:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life