MinerMc

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱᴇʀarse ᴜʀᴇꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʜ, ꜱ known

ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜱᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɴᴄʜ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅꜱ Tᴇᴀᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ

miners.cbu.net:10168

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5

#youtube, +x, 1.20.5, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? This neural network was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with TTS software and a whole bunch of skills like singing and collabing with other VTubers. Join this server and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She’s dropping music and clips like it’s hot, and even has educational resources for you to learn about AI. Don’t understand AI? She got you covered, fam. Plus, there’s a whole archive and game integration for you to explore.

And if you wanna rep Neuro-sama, cop some merch from her shop. This server is lit, so join now before you miss out on all the AI madness! 🤖🔥🎮

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8239	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Ores Mined:	2617
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2150
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	943	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3410

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!