Miner Metro: Where questing is just a pipe dream! Come get enchanted with towny and pyro plugins, all while dodging those pesky creepers

Website	https://minermetro.fun
Server IP	play.minermetro.fun

Feature	Description
Pipes	An alternative to hoppers
Ore block elevators	Custom redstone mechanics for easier building and automation
Chunk hoppers	Custom crafting and furnace recipes

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.minermetro.fun in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, our community is active on Discord. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/H7FUHmr9Vf

SnotBlockerzMC

Airbnb, blowing nose, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, garbage bin, germaphobe, gross, hair brush, hygiene, Manners, personal habits, relationship, SnotBlockerzMC, SPITTING, tissue, toilet paper

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	148
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeCraft SMP: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player gets their very own Pikachu companion to help them mine diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary Mewtwo boss that drops rare loot and has a chance of turning your pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000! Plus, every full moon, a wild Charizard flies around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting players – it’s a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and catch ‘em all – diamonds, that is!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	6779
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Warrior Fitness

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so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1272	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCreeperz

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If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Items Found:	7625	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6215	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2375	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	8587	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Miner Metro: Where questing is just a pipe dream! Come get enchanted with towny and pyro plugins, all while dodging those pesky creepers

Miner Metro Minecraft Server

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Updated September 27, 2024

SnotBlockerzMC

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Updated September 27, 2024

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Updated September 27, 2024

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DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

Updated September 27, 2024

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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CraftyCreeperz

Updated September 27, 2024

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

Updated September 27, 2024

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

Updated September 27, 2024

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1