Miner Metro: Where questing is just a pipe dream! Come get enchanted with towny and pyro plugins, all while dodging those pesky creepers

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Miner Metro Minecraft Server

Overview:

Miner Metro is a Minecraft server with years of experience, featuring tons of quests and custom features like Pipes, Ore block elevators, Custom redstone mechanics, and more. Join our active community with weekly events and competitions!

Server Information:

Website	https://minermetro.fun
Server IP	play.minermetro.fun

Custom Features:

Feature	Description
Pipes	An alternative to hoppers
Ore block elevators	Custom redstone mechanics for easier building and automation
Chunk hoppers	Custom crafting and furnace recipes

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.minermetro.fun in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, our community is active on Discord. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/H7FUHmr9Vf

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

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Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3604
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCraftyMorningScent

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arctic Cannibal Crew – DNA Discovery

anthropology, Arctic, arctic exploration, cannibal, cannibalism, CREW, discovery, Dna, DNA analysis, Exploration, forensic anthropology, forensic science, Franklin expedition, Franklin expedition remains, genealogical evidence, genetic testing, Historical Mystery, historical research, History, Identity, North-West Passage, Remains, Sir John Franklin

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time?! Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join ASAP!

So, like, there was this expedition led by Sir John Franklin back in 1845, right? They were all like, “Let’s find a North-West Passage through the Arctic, it’ll be lit!” But then things got cray cray and they all disappeared, like poof, gone!

Fast forward to now, and we found the remains of those peeps. And get this, they were cannibalized! Whaaat?! But guess what, we used DNA and genealogical evidence to figure out who they were. It’s like a real-life mystery movie, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server and uncover the secrets of the Franklin expedition. Build your own icy empire and maybe even discover hidden treasures. Plus, we have the best virtual cannibalism experience you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

What is the IP for The Spiffing Brit Minecraft Server?

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The Spiffing Brit is a popular YouTuber known for his hilarious and entertaining gaming content. With a charming British accent and witty humor, he has cultivated a large following of fans who enjoy his unique approach to gaming challenges and exploits. His videos often feature games such as strategy, simulation, and RPGs, where he showcases clever strategies and game-breaking tactics. The Spiffing Brit’s infectious personality and passion for gaming make him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MellCraft Minecraft server

MellCraft, Minecraft, mmorpg, PvE, PvP, Server

MMORPG Server with PVP/PVE modes

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Midnight Apocalypse 1.20.1: Where creepers party hard and skeletons have a bone to pick!

1.20.1, Apocalypse, Bone, Boss Battles, challenge, Community, consequences, corpse management, CREEPERS, Dimensions, Discord, Forge, guild, HARD, leveling up, lobby system, midnight, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, outcast city, Party, Pick, rare mobs, reputation system, Server, Skeletons, Survival

Server Name	Midnight Apocalypse Forge
Modpack Version	1.20.1
Server IP	51.222.102.67:25578
Server Location	North America
Discord	Join our Discord
Modpack Link	Download modpack
GitHub	Visit our GitHub

Overview

Get ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft survival challenge with Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1. Choose your path between joining The Guild or The Outcast City, encounter rare mobs and boss battles, discover new dimensions, level up and unlock new abilities, manage your reputation, and explore a vast world with unique features!

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, use the IP address 51.222.102.67:25578 in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I join a faction in the game?

Yes, you can choose between joining The Guild or The Outcast City, each offering unique quests, abilities, and gameplay experiences.

3. Are there boss battles in the game?

Yes, you can challenge powerful bosses like Charles The Charred and earn rare rewards.

4. What dimensions can I explore?

You can teleport to The End, The Nether, and the Whole Star System, including planets like Mars, Venus, and Jupiter.

5. How does the reputation system work?

You can earn reputation points by completing quests, making choices that align with NPCs’ interests, and lose reputation points by making negative choices. Your reputation affects how NPCs interact with you.

6. What happens when I die in the game?

Your body remains in the world, allowing you to recover items and experience. Other players can loot your corpse, and if you don’t recover it in time, you lose all items and experience.

7. Is there a lobby area in the game?

Yes, there is a lobby area where you can barter with NPCs, find secrets, and engage in boss battles through warp plate portals.

Don’t hesitate to join our community and start your adventure in Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1 today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7864	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Jomon Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Ancient civilization, archaeology, art, Crafty, cultural identity, dna testing, Exploration, heritage, History, Identity, indigenous, introspection, Japanese culture, Jomon, lineage, Minecraft, Pottery, Questioning, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, tradition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become a Jomon warrior! That’s right, forget about crafting swords and armor, now you can craft ancient Japanese pottery and use it to defeat your enemies in epic battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to whoever eats it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Jomon-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6657
Farms Harvested:	409	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Casual, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, general, guides, Izuna, Kirino, Kisaki, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reijo, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, saya, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Shun, Side Content, smp, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere! Or how about a giant chicken boss battle where you have to use nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot to defeat it? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, and “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you’ll have to throw a party for the villagers while fending off zombie party crashers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SnotBlockerzMC

Airbnb, blowing nose, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, garbage bin, germaphobe, gross, hair brush, hygiene, Manners, personal habits, relationship, SnotBlockerzMC, SPITTING, tissue, toilet paper

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crops Grown:	3047

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeCraft SMP: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

#pikachu, blastoise, bulbasaur, Catch, charizard, dragonite, eevee, Favorite, favorite Pokémon, gengar, Gotta, jigglypuff, lucario, mewtwo, pokecraft, pokemon, smp, Snorlax, squirtle, umbreon, vaporeon

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player gets their very own Pikachu companion to help them mine diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary Mewtwo boss that drops rare loot and has a chance of turning your pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000! Plus, every full moon, a wild Charizard flies around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting players – it’s a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and catch ‘em all – diamonds, that is!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2462	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Crops Grown:	1946
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Towns Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	8673

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	275	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Warrior Fitness

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so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.