| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9993 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 173 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5103 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 51 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3532 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2277 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 393164 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6752 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1931 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5215 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3390 | Potions Brewed: | 180 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 617 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4088 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 143 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4739 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8645 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 120 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6827 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3811 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 430 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3455 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6324 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 202 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7339 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4017 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 294 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5731 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 783 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
