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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4755 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 109 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
