| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3982 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9738 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Survival server created especially for your fun
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3387 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4396 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2307 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7861 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Crops Grown: | 4547 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9417 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 709 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8193 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7109 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4161 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7216 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8315 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 249 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9252 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4582 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5975 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3615 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9654 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4000 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4849 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Magic Items Found: | 3243 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7128 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9966 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7867 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8017 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!