| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4580 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4522 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8774 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Survival server created especially for your fun
play.minemx.top
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4491 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9917 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1765 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 175 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9029 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4074 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2055 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6140 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1421 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8743 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6246 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4460 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7411 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 278 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3811 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| IP | casualminecraft.fun |
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| Bedrock | play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) |
What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4717 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2161 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6749 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.
But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?
Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3880 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!
Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!
So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9567 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8728 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 579579 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Votes: | 4011 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?
So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!
