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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5322 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 8579 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!