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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing creeper wearing a top hat. The creeper led them to a secret underground disco where all the mobs were busting a move to the latest hits. The player couldn’t believe their eyes and decided to join in on the fun. They danced the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a stray cat who had some sick dance moves.

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  • MythBustedMC SMP

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    OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place ever! Like, you can build giant statues of llamas and ride them into battle against evil zombie villagers. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one is looking.

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  • GeneticCraft: OP Blessings, Nerfings

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to choose a genetic blessing and a nerf to make your gameplay extra wacky!

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  • RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how u always wanted to mine rare earths in minecraft but u could never find them? well guess what, on our server, u can mine all the rare earths u want cuz we got a deal with trump himself! zelenskyy tried to sign it but he was like nah, but don’t worry, we’re still close to making it happen! join our server now and be the richest player ever with all them rare earths! who needs diamonds when u got rare earths, amirite? come join the fun and mine to your heart’s content!

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    so like, u know how trump is all like trying to diss zelenskyy and stuff? well, that’s like totally backfired cuz now all the ukrainians are like super united and stuff. it’s like they all banded together to show trump who’s boss. it’s like a big ol’ party over there in ukraine now. and u know what else is a party? our minecraft server! come join us and be part of the epic unity like the ukrainians. build crazy stuff, battle mobs, and show off your mad skills. who needs trump when u have us? come on, join the fun!

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  • Far Off Extra

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