New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. From epic battles to secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legendary that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon comes to our server to take a break from wrecking havoc in the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

    AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

    PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

    But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lavbyte

    Lavbyte

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Server Type Whitelisted Survival
    Version Java 1.21.4
    Region South US

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

    Q: What are some server highlights?

      • Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
      • Stress on no cheating or harassment.

    Q: What are the rules for the server?

    A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

    Q: How will I know if I am approved?

    A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

    Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

    On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

    So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

    Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

    We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP