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BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	401	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4688	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1990
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Animals Bred:	120	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	512
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Animals Bred:	192	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8831	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85