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Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3808	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Votes:	8235
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2021	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mines Excavated:	2920	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	79	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	9829
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Votes:	4278
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5310