| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7068 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 203 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7101 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).
We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9571 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7388 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4704 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8826 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2026 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 63 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2166 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7744 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 47 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 225 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 203 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8023 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2060 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 31 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9783 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7792 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6389 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 798 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3741 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 2098 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6668 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 170 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4083 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1526 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7001 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
