| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1195 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 44 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 973 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 75 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.
we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3819 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8466 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.
Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 589 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 292 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!
So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5460 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4176 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?
So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9687 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9426 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3993 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8358 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7250 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6723 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 117 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4782 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 686933 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9814 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Realm Name | Realm Code |
|---|---|
| Jk Realm 1 | VqtaUznAGi4 |
| Ts Realm 2 | YrXnSm8e6n8 |
| Ats Realm 3 | zNqwg5mGFAg |
This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.
To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!
You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2070 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3990 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 154695 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.
Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3561 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
