| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1454 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 184 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5327 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4635 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5336 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4973 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9575 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4032 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9724 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5451 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 7910 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1361 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1341 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5694 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3374 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3745 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1120 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8886 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 765 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 136 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8452 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1472 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 125586 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 159 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!
