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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4443	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	4550
Dragon Eggs Found:	3387	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchantments Applied:	82	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Potions Brewed:	182
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	9771	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	8084
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Farms Harvested:	188

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	6030	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5626	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	299
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2243
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Towns Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3