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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3366	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Animals Bred:	175
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mines Excavated:	3958	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Potions Brewed:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Items Found:	4958	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3078
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Farms Harvested:	433	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	7149

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chimeras Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	298	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	6070	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	131	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	102/500	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Animals Bred:	185	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8