MineIndieCraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4282	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Items Found:	8471	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like the Gay Edition of Minecraft, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers (because we only hang with the VIPs, darling).

Why join this server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands! This server is for the elite, regardless of the language they stream in. Plus, we have a strict requirement that you must be a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi because, let’s face it, averages fluctuate wildly. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have a single member with over 1000 CCV, they are welcome here.

Join us for some Minecraft madness and check out our /lig/ Numbers, Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and so much more! We even have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) and upcoming birthdays for you to celebrate. And let’s not forget about the ducks…yes, we have a special section just for ducks.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, it’s all about the VIPs and the indie vtubers here. See you in the game!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2558
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Votes:	3720	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Animals Bred:	58

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	939276
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	531

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	72
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	2646
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Items Found:	2960	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Farms Harvested:	575
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	1504
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	3415	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	168

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!