MineHouse Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crops Grown:	4666
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	3431
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	739
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	4972	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1005	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	5030
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	499	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8843
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	6827	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	5011	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Emeralds Found:	7692
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zombie Dances:	6