Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	991
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mines Excavated:	1539
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Astro MC Network

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There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Potions Brewed:	52
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	770
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Towns Built:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3605	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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FAQ

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steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	550	Astral Mages Summoned:	4