MineHouse Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5233	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	139	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2768
New Chunks Explored:	451413	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ores Mined:	8323

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3297	Dragon Eggs Found:	8192
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	276	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8358	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	245	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Magic Items Found:	6245
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8702	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	135	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4945	Void Gems Collected:	17

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	4276	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	8244
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4