MineHeart is a public Lifesteal and Earth SMP server focused on quality survival gameplay. It is available for both Java and Bedrock players, letting more friends play together. The server uses a Lifesteal system where players can steal hearts from each other in combat. When a player loses all of their hearts, they are banned from the server for a set period of time, making survival and PvP more intense. MineHeart aims to offer a unique twist on the classic SMP experience by combining its Lifesteal mechanics with an Earth style world for exploration and long term progression.
MineHeart Lifesteal and Earth SMP Cross Platform Minecraft Server
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KremlinCraft: Putin vs Trump
so, like, u know putin right? he’s like, super worried about russia’s economy and stuff. but then trump comes in and he’s all like, “let’s make a deal with ukraine!” and putin’s like, “whaaaaat?!” it’s like a soap opera but with world leaders.anyways, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance. plus, our diamond mines are like, never-ending. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form. so come on over and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs politics when u can have minecraft? amirite?!
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Blocky Blues: Depressive Symptoms Hypertension
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds in the first 5 minutes of gameplay! you’ll be mining like a pro in no time, just like how our players found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!
we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and become the ultimate diamond miner and warrior of the land! trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ExGrannyGiftGate
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy ex drama that will keep you entertained for hours!Imagine a world where you can trade stone carved pregnant elephants with your ex’s new girlfriend’s pregnant elephant. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Join now to experience the thrill of navigating through ex relationships, family heirlooms, and accusations of being a lowlife. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this crazy story. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures!
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SaudiCraft Server: $600B Invested in Fun!
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got like, so much money flowing in, it’s cray cray. like, the saudi crown prince himself called up trump and was like, “yo, we gonna invest $600 billion in this server, cuz it’s lit af.”we got like, diamond blocks for days, man. you wanna build a castle made entirely of diamonds? we got you, fam. and the mobs here are like, next level. we got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, man. it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get this party started, yo!
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NukeCraftAsiaAlarm
lol, u know what else is a nuclear power? dis minecraft server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that shoot lasers out their eyes! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. come join us before Kim Jong-un tries to nuke us too!