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Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP
Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
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Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!
To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.
So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!