| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 621 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 |
mc.minefrenzy.com
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1359 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5128 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4919 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 2466 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 641 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3373 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2226 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6205 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 63 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1800 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 157 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 228 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3959 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2252 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 266 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8840 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2706 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 516 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7075 | Votes: | 1721 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5515 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1808 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7422 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9008 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 31 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9185 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7411 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 106 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
