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Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6904	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Falling into the Void:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2181	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	216
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Emeralds Found:	3622	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	101/800	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4