MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Villages Defended:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Potions Brewed:	137

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Farms Harvested:	528	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	646832
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	103

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Void Armor Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
New Chunks Explored:	335531	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4706	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	2727
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2028	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8751	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	278
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Night Skies:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5743	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ores Mined:	5637	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!